The roof is not my son, But I will raise it.

marcosbudt:

punnier:

how do french cats talk to eachother?

they chat

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sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

me seeing a video game: ok but can I play as a girl?

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot