The roof is not my son, But I will raise it.

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

theperksofbeingadylan:

notafraidofstopping876:

uberin-general:

midbloods:

gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING

ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL

YEAH

HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL

JUST HUGGING PERIOD

HUGS

monumentofallyoursins:

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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walking through a demoman causing him to explode while playing unfitting music
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kingsleyyy:

whoever invented the snooze button has sabotaged my life

bestsnogever:

bestsnogever:

i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access

to the toilet am i right ladies

Anonymous
: do u wanna c my pussy?

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates